i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular
i used to be on tumblr all the time
now i’m a loser
real life: not even once.
met this girl at this party last night and as soon as we talked i knew she was a tumblr girl <3 man i love meeting tumblr people in real life!
been WAYYYYYYYYYY too long since i been on here :o
cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues
havE S EX WITHM E
oh my god what is wrong with me
havE S EX WITHM E
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
k good same
yes but you’ll also have to put up with the fact that I am on very high demand and therefore have multiple marriages going on at the moment
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
reblogging this again… For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most…
so cute
oh MYOGDOPSIAF
I didn’t choose the thug life
The thug life chose me
do you think he’s seen this post yet
maybe
Obama wins, tumblr erupts in cheer.
