Part time lettuce blog

allisons-y:

properlyyours:

aaaaa42:

yinx1:

chevapravatdumrong:

dietchola:

do twin boys have the same penis size?

Tumblr in deep thought.

Things I never thought about about until I join tumblr #1658

cole sprouse has a tumblr lets ask him

good idea

sararye:

disciple-of-delia:

If Romney gets elected can we just submit gay porn to him until he gives up?

Green Day Album Makeup by KatieAlves

deodrant:

I love this time of year u get a holiday at the end of like every month

rahilugh:

for my 12th birthday my mum got me a book and i already had it so i was like ‘oh well, now i have 2 copies!’ so i looked through my book shelf aND REALISED THAT THE BOOK SHE GAVE ME WAS THE BOOK I ALREADY HAD

MY MUM STOLE SOMETHING FROM ME AND GAVE IT TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY

alphonsing:

if you don’t dislike me yet don’t worry your time will come

barfing:

how do you feel former governor of massachusetts mitt romney

me when i eat an apple: i'm so fucking healthy

Someone: *wearing a band shirt*

me: I think I'm going to hyperventilate wow holy shit this is such a surprise wow such a rare species just wow I want to be best friends I just can I have your autograph

mitt romney: i don't believe in women rights

mitt romney: or poor

mitt romney: or gay

mitt romney: or children

mitt romney: but i do believe in the rapist's

mitt romney: vote romney

screamingfor-rev0lution:

I lost my chocolate bar a few minutes ago but I think I’ve found it under my laptop

i did that once except for instead of a laptop it was my butt

gigiplague:

I have the greatest friends.