do twin boys have the same penis size?
Tumblr in deep thought.
Things I never thought about about until I join tumblr #1658
cole sprouse has a tumblr lets ask him
If Romney gets elected can we just submit gay porn to him until he gives up?
Green Day Album Makeup by KatieAlves
I love this time of year u get a holiday at the end of like every month
for my 12th birthday my mum got me a book and i already had it so i was like ‘oh well, now i have 2 copies!’ so i looked through my book shelf aND REALISED THAT THE BOOK SHE GAVE ME WAS THE BOOK I ALREADY HAD
MY MUM STOLE SOMETHING FROM ME AND GAVE IT TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
if you don’t dislike me yet don’t worry your time will come
how do you feel former governor of massachusetts mitt romney
me when i eat an apple: i'm so fucking healthy
Someone: *wearing a band shirt*
me: I think I'm going to hyperventilate wow holy shit this is such a surprise wow such a rare species just wow I want to be best friends I just can I have your autograph
mitt romney: i don't believe in women rights
mitt romney: or poor
mitt romney: or gay
mitt romney: or children
mitt romney: but i do believe in the rapist's
mitt romney: vote romney
I lost my chocolate bar a few minutes ago but I think I’ve found it under my laptop
i did that once except for instead of a laptop it was my butt